Dear George,

In the off chance you happen to surf by, here's what I have to offer in the way of unsolicited advice:

ENOUGH WITH THE "wrong war, wrong place, wrong time" RHETORIC ALREADY!!! It's like, dude, we're sitting here PREDICTING EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY NEXT! C'mon, man, seeing as how you're, like, the PRESIDENT and stuff, shouldn't you have more to draw on? Jeepers Creepers, give it a rest!

And while you're at it, drop the "where should I begin" and "he can't hide from his record" bits too. Oh, and, along with this, although it might be too late at this point, I'd STRONGLY encourage you to drop Cheney as well.

Good luck,

-- David