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Celebrity Death Match I'd Like to See:

Paul Muni vs Art Mooney

On the Same Ticket:

Andy Rooney vs Rosemary Clooney


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Jul. 11th, 2009 01:52 am (UTC)
Funnily enough, whenever I'm in line at the cashier, or waiting for my sister to stop playing mah jongg on the computer so I can check my e-mail, or just whenever I find myself in a situation where I have some spare, quite moments to myself, I amuse myself by imaging what a Scarface vs. Scarface (i.e., Muni vs. Pacino) fight would be like. I mostly think they'd club each other with their Oscars, having 1 each. I'm also convinced that Pacino would start off strong, being jazzed up on cocaine or whatever, but Muni would eventually get the upper hand (probably by doing the "Oh, look over there" gambit, and when Pacino's fruit fly attention span was thuswise absorbed, Paul would jab him in the solar plexus with his heavy bound copy of The Life of Emil Zola or something). No holds would be barred and no quarter given, that is for certain.

ANYWAY, as for this lot, I'm fairly sure Paul could beat the crap outta all of 'em. Except maybe Rosemary Clooney. She is SCARY. But COME ON, Paul beats out Art Mooney in the necktie department ALONE. In fact if Paul doesn't report him to the fashion police ASAP it will be a grave lapse of duty.

So, could Paul Muni beat Mr. Mooney from "The Lucy Show"? The jury's still out on that one.
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