US Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke has said the inflation outlook for the country is "highly uncertain."
In other words, the U.S. could start balancing the budget by firing Bernanke and replacing him with a Magic 8-Ball.
From the Double Axels in Hell Department:
Here's an interesting link revealing the mysteries of The Magic 8-Ball I found on Neil Gaiman's blog.
Yes, it's true, I am posting a link that I found on Neil Gaiman's blog.
As you know, I also recently bought a (*ahem* ... or *some*) Moleskine notebook(s).
It all started, or perhaps I should say, the world ended, when pikachumustdie typed "KTHX" as a response on Plurk. Things just haven't been the same since.
Additional Magic 8-Ball web sites:
Secrets of The Magic 8-Ball Revealed
History of the Magic 8-Ball