I had nearly forgotten. I wish I'd forgotten. Somehow, in a moment of weakness, I volunteered to assist a neighbor tomorrow on a demolition/renovation project. A project which keeps growing. "I'm taking next week off," he told me gleefully yesterday afternoon. "We'll put in new drywall, new flooring, cabinets, recessed lighting... and tile!"

If I only had a brain... either I would not have made the offer of assistance, or the zombies woulda got me. Either way, I'd have come out ahead.