This is really gonna help MY case when I start applying for jobs here in a few months.
Here's a note to school administrators in charge of hiring: LOOK AT THE GUY'S HAIR! HE'S "CLEAN CUT!"
The guy has short, neatly trimmed hair -- so he MUST be a great guy, huh? Other than, like, having a thing for pre-teen girls and a propensity for killing people. Come to think, every one of those 9/11 hijackers had nice, short haircuts. So did Tim McVeigh, the Oklahoma City bomber.
Isn't it time to give the "hair trimmed above the collar" thing a rest?
Just hire the hippie guy. He won't kill your kids, and he knows how to place an apostrophe.