Your Chevrolet Suburban is NOT a "compact" car. And your car... excuse me, your "rig," is supposed to fit between those white lines that delineate parking spaces ("delineate" means "shows you where it is"). If it doesn't fit between the lines, that does not mean park across two spaces. Also, please explain to me why you're parked in front of Border's Books, because, quite obviously, you have have never learned to read.
Oh, wait. Maybe that explains why Borders has recently become a video store.
Sincerely -- d
