YAY! CELEBRATION!! CIGARS ALL AROUND!!!
After all, a country with the highest literacy rate in the hemisphere and universal health care for its citizens is a slap in the face to democracy, an insult to everything we hold dear under God and the Constitution, and deserves to be crushed out of existence.
And Cuban exiles in Miami are jubilant! I'm jubilant, too, reveling in the TV images of halter-top clad teenage hotties cruising the streets in pickup trucks waving flags. Never mind that they were born thirty years after Castro took power, they look good on television. I'm sure they're all looking forward to going "home," even though neither they nor their parents have ever actually, like, been there.