November 29th, 2008

Tiki

Into the Dark Continent

Democrats control the House and the Senate.

"We voted for change," people claimed.

Yeah, well, here ya go.

The billionaires are now trillionaires.

And the rest of us are degenerating into savagery, willing to kill in order to grab the last nine-dollar Incredible Hulk DVD off the shelf.

I guess I'd better ask Santa for a gun for Christmas, so I can remain on equal terms with my animalistic non-billionaire peers.