I just visited the Twitter site to see what all the buzz was about. I was met with a message inviting me to sod off.
Okay, what the message actually said was something about Twitter currently being over capacity and not accepting new accounts.
In short, it told me to sod off.
Imagine for a moment, my dear, fine folks at Twitter, that I have in my possession a turnip shaped remarkably like a thingie. Had I such a turnip, I would now offer it to you under the tacit understanding that you know precisely what you should do with it.