I Do Own a Red Swingline Stapler, By the Way....
I went to sign in at work today... and my name had been removed from the staff roster!
I asked the secretary if something had changed and they had neglected to apprise me.
She told me to just write my name in at the bottom of the list.
I think I shall have a chat with the principal tomorrow.
I've pretty much had it with that place.
