So, like, I go boppin' out the door yesterday, headed for class in Mililani, and I realize I don't have my car keys. No big deal, except, the car keys are attached to the house keys, and I'd just locked the door behind me. Zounds!

I dunno if the next part is cool, or scary. Y'see, I simply grabbed a ladder -- grabbed is an overstatement as I only had to move it a couple of feet -- climbed up, removed the screen and the panes from a jalousie window, climbed through, reassembled the window from the inside, and grabbed my keys. After popping the screen back on from the outside and moving the ladder, I was on my way again in under five minutes, leaving no sign whatsoever of my non-standard method of entry.