8TH GRADE KID: Huh?
MR. D.: That yellow bracelet you're wearing. Isn't that a Lance Armstrong bracelet?
8TH GRADE KID: No, it says Live Strong.
MR. D.: Oh. Okay. So, what's it mean?
8TH GRADE KID: I dunno.
MR. D.: I see. Uhm, do you know who Lance Armstrong is?
8TH GRADE KID: I dunno. No, wait, he's that guy! You know, that guy! He went to the moon or something!
MR. D.: That's good, you're close. Neil Armstrong was the one who went to the moon.
8TH GRADE KID: Oh, so it's his brother, then?