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Be Not Afraid....

For those living in the rural Pacific Northwest among the last of the mighty ancient Sitka and Redwood forests, I have two words to allay any fears you may have over being stranded in the event of a natural cataclysm: Salvage Logging.

Roseboro, GP, Weyerhaeuser, and Boise-Cascade will be fighting to see who gets to cut their way in before the last fluttering needle meets the forest floor. Uh, to rescue you, of course.

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pastilla
Sep. 10th, 2005 11:01 am (UTC)
Ugh! That's true. It's hard for them to get their hands on 600-year-old Redwoods these days.

And coincidentally, if that happened, it would be the second time in my life that I was rescued by loggers. Last time was in Rivers Inlet, British Columbia when I was being chased by a bored bear. But that's another story.

davidd
Sep. 10th, 2005 06:10 pm (UTC)
A story I hope might be shared one day, should the fancy strike.

Reminiscent of a particular "South Park" episode, as well.
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